Pass The P - Chris 'Preach' Smith

Some of these male celebrities come straight outta a
Spike Lee joint.

I make this observation after hearing word that Amar'e
Stoudamire, the new hero of the revitalized New York
Knicks, was seen hanging out with Amber Rose, the famous
ex-girlfriend of Kanye West after the game against the
Celtics Wednesday night. This is right after her being
linked to (in no particular order): Drake, Reggie Bush,
Lil Wayne and Kanye again.

All of this reminds me of that scene from 'School Daze'
where the Gamma Phi Gamma pledges are locked up
in the basement, with one task. Find one female so
they all can sleep with her. If you know that scene, you
know the song. It's not like Amber Rose isn't attractive
to some degree, which she is. It's the fact that she's
AVAILABLE. And every MC or athlete who gets at her
essentially goes into 'Pass the P---y' mode. Dangerous
waters. Because the last noted case of that occurring
is Karrine 'Superhead' Stephans. Which blew up in a
LOT of people's faces.

These cats don't learn...that Pass the P business is the
worst thing they can do. Superhead made a ton of
money 'cause dudes didn't learn to diversify. Even after
she wrote a book and dished a Mack truck's worth of
dirt on everyone she messed with, there were others
who fell for the okey doke. Just ask Darius McCrary.
I'm not saying I'd refuse an offer from Amber Rose
for..ahem..activities but if I don't see her as girlfriend
material I'm not going to play the serial monogamy
game. Reggie Bush got a lap dance and kept it moving.
I mean, Biggie said it best, 'Bad boys move in silence.'
Some of you cats broadcasting your business are worse
than those stereotypical ladies at the hair salon. Look
at the crapstorm that surrounds Kat Stacks. This chick
is as dirty as the soles of a homeless person sleeping
on the subway. Yet Soulja Boy messed with her and
got outed as a cokehead. At the risk of seeming sexist,
expand your dating pool!! I don't need to see Hoopz
on the arm of three dudes in one year. Treat such a
situation with women like this like the H1N1 virus and
don't pass it on. Because you might catch something
that you can't get rid of: loss of respect.