Super Bowl In Gotham - Chris 'Preach' Smith
Today is the big day. Super Bowl XLVIII is set to
kick off in MetLife Stadium out in East Rutherford,
New Jersey. This is the first Super Bowl for the New
York/New Jersey area ever, and the first one held
outdoors in cold-weather since Super Bowl IV in
Tulane Stadium in New Orleans, Louisiana. Now
the main question is, am I excited about the big
game in my hometown? Yes…and no. Let me break
it down for you.
For one, I’m not a fan of the ancillary probems such
a big event brings with it. It’s not a secret that strip
clubs are going to be making serious bank throughout
the tri-state area, with a few celebs getting in on the
action. (Sue’s Rendezvous and Scandals may be on
high alert tonight.) But another dark element to the
game is of course, prostitution. In the past week
alone the city saw three rings shut down and a
disturbing case of a mother bringing her 15 year
old daughter up from Florida for ‘fetish stuff’. Make
no mistake, big events like Super Bowl Weekend are
a lure for such heinous acts. Hell, the World Cup this
summer in Brazil will probably see that traffic triple.
It’s unsettling especially when you think about the
fact that to date, 22,000 children are homeless in
New York City and there are those among them who
could be prey for Craigslist predators and such. The
true figures may not be known until later Monday.
Times Square may have gotten a total makeover
from its bad old days, but the perverts still creep
around.
Another issue that struck me as odd? The MTA and
their infrastructure issues. Super Bowl Weekend and
you STILL have scheduled track work on a couple
of major lines needed for people to get over to Jersey?
You would think that if these lines are being promoted,
you’d try to lessen the travel burdens. Thankfully, at
last check this morning they eased up a bit. But one
has to cast an eye at the Long Island Rail Road, which
saw a tunnel issue strand many passengers for a day.
It also would’ve been cool if they actually slashed fares
on the bridges and tunnels for a week before the game
too, but that’s asking too much. Also, Governor Christie?
You should be the LAST one trying to throw shots about
knowing where to go for the game considering your
political bridges are burning like Nero’s Rome at the
moment. Don’t fan the New York/New Jersey flames
when your administration has fumbled transit plans.
I do have to give props to the NFL for how they put
the whole experience together. Super Bowl Boulevard?
Complete with a tobaggan run 80 feet high? Count me
among those who scoffed at it, but it’s genius. The
Hall Of Fame inductions at Radio City Music Hall, the
free VH1 Super Bowl Blitz concerts…all great. It’s also
a good run for the city considering that the NBA is set
to host two All-Star Weekends here in the next four
years at last report, with Brooklyn shouldering half the
load. (Hopefully there will be no ‘Girls’ themed tours
conducted then, but I won’t put money on it.) And
I have been enjoying the rivalry between the Denver
Broncos and Seattle Seahawks before they get on the
field. I could’ve done without the Skittles/Marshawn
Lynch presser though, so it was wise for them to be
low-key given past events in Sanford, Florida. And can
the rest of the media PLEASE chill with the Richard
Sherman versus Peyton Manning angle? For one it
insults both men. Two, it’s been a couple of weeks. That
horse is in the glue factory. And three, you’re also
insulting Russell Wilson, Seattle’s outstanding second
year QB. Chill with the subliminal racial stuff(i.e. the
comparison of non-verbal Marshawn Lynch to the
Unabomber seen in the sports section of the New York
Daily News).
It’s going to be a fun evening catching the Super Bowl.
While it would be better to be there, for those of us
who don’t have a couple grand to shell out for tickets,
seeing it at home works just as well. Plus we don’t have
to deal with the inhumane snarl of traffic that is the
calling card of East Rutherford, New Jersey. So for
those of you who are going to watch, enjoy the game.
Don’t over-indulge, especially in booze. And sharpen
those inevitable comedy routines you’ve been saving
for social media and the parties you’ll hit about the
halftime show.