Rick Ross, you got ONE more time. ONE MO' TIME.

You need to stop recklessly violating Big Boy Rule #1. And
that rule is, keep your shirt on. I'm getting real tired of seeing
you on awards shows and other appearances with your shirt
open or off altogether. I don't know who told you that it was
sexy. I'd like to take a rusty crowbar to that person's calves.
I do know that it's not hot. Not at all. I felt the need to say
this after witnessing yet another shirt fail at the BET Awards
a couple of days ago.

Ricky, I can understand about being overheated if that's what
it is. You're not the first to go topless like that in public. Biz
Markie is known for that, even being on an album cover with
it. Bonecrusher too. But you know what happened after that?
They STOPPED. 'Cause someone, somewhere pulled them to
the side and said, 'KEEP YER SHIRT ON with all that flab. No
one needs to see that.' Heed that advice dude. Especially
considering you have all of those tattoos everywhere on your
chest. Combine that with the beard and bald head and you're
going to keep making me think you're going to be in the sequel
to 'Prince of Persia' or have a side gig in the WWE as the Son
of Kamala. C'mon fam. Biggie never went there. EVER. Biz
and Bonecrusher both went on celebrity fitness shows after
they flashed the world. Even Fat Joe has shed some weight
because he wanted to be more healthy. We've already had
oversized MCs leave us too soon. Drink more water, shed some
pounds, tape 'em down like Kevin Hart said but spare us all that.
'Cause all of that dustiness with your shirt off is nothing to
celebrate.We can get past you being Officer Ross but don't push it.